Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Alan King
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

  2. First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you. - Nicholas Klein

  3. Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

  4. He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. - Confucius

  5. We give up on life so easily. It's time we stopped and started fighting for it! - Anthony T. Hincks

More Quotes By Alan King
  1. If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

  2. We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.

  3. If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

  4. And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

  5. There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'

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